Dear Morning Sickness...

Dear Morning Sickness,

It is without hesitation that we inform you that your services will no longer be needed at Fowler Baby Making, effective immediately. Please pack up your belongings and have your office cleared by the end of the day.

While you have been with us, you have definitely put forth full effort in your work. You've made sure that mommy Kerri is sick enough not to eat. Part of this is good, because we don't want her to eat things that are bad for her, but part of this is bad because she needs to feel well enough to eat healthy foods.

Your services were only needed for this stage of our project. You knew from the beginning that your job would only be temporary. We are now moving on to the second stage of the project. We will seek an employee that creates a tranquil environment that fosters baby growth and development and ushers in a strong hearty appetite for mommy Kerri.

Sincerely,

Kerri Fowler
President of Fowler Baby Making :)